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 AMERICAN POST vs KENYAN POST💔😂

 

Hey, am Terry brown i need your advice guys😌, i'm falling in love with my husband's cousin😴... 

COMMENTS

Arnold : it is just lust try to focus on your family... 

Pamela Lucky: I understand i was once there 😪

Lucy whithy: Think you should stop seeing the guy and ignore wat you are feeling😊 

Albert Mark : Pray hard for God to save your family and focus😊

KENYAN POST🌚

Hy, i need an advice I'm falling in love with my husband's cousin😌 

COMMENTS

Nakuru Niccur : We ni um*laya uko nayo🙄

Shelmith: Inbox for my naked pics, nikijifinger...

Bibiye: Sasa unataka tugonganishe matiti kwa ukuta ama🤷‍♂️

Ben Otieno: Baba the fifth😂

Kiuria maina: Usikae msoto kuna hii online business......   

Wanja mresh: Hii inasaidia aje unga kushuka bei🤷‍♂️

Makwapa Ya Nyoka: Mpee kitu, kwani ni kesho🤷‍♂️

Makende Ya Fisi: Pia hii mtasema ni mm tu🙄

*I am looking for someone to help me answer these

 *I am looking for someone to help me answer these

questions.*

1. Why Noah built the Ark in 40 days.

2. Why the rain/storm lasted for 40days.

3. Why the Israelites walked through the desert for

40 years.

4. Why the tower of barbel was built in 40 days.

5. Why Jesus Christ fasted for 40days.

6. Why Jesus Christ ascended to heaven after 40

days,

7. Why Moses had to spend 40 days with God, and

fasting before he got the 10 Commandments

Tablets

8. Why it took 40 days threat from Goliath against

the Army of Israel before he was killed by David

9. Why David later had a total reign of 40 years

over the nation of Israel

10. Why Elijah had to trekked, fasting for 40 days

running away from Jezebel

40 days and 40 years in the Bible is HIGHLY

SYMBOLIC

11. Why life begins at 40.

12. Why even Pass mark starts at 40.

13. Why they also say "A fool @ 40 is a fool

forever"

What's so special about 40, has it any spiritual meaning???

We might get an answer from a wise and spiritual researcher.

BREAKING NEWS

 BREAKING NEWS

Man sees his dead wife with another man in Bomet

A man from mulot by the  name of Wesley caused a lot of traffic today at Bomet 

Mr Wesley said he came into Bomet  yesterday and decided to move around to see how Bomet  looks like. He was walking around Kipchamba street when he stumbled up on his wife that died 3yrs ago in his home town.

According to him, " his wife died of asthma 3yrs ago and had since been buried, but he is surprised to see her with a man conveying her on a motorcycle. At first he hesitated, then he summoned courage and called her by name, she turned, look at him and disappeared".

The man who carried her on his bike fainted twice. After he was  resuscitated, he narrated his story saying he had lived with her for more than a year, he also said they met at a wedding reception and he later proposed to her and she accepted.

These are the kind of stories I write when I am hungry. 

This write up is out of anger because of inflation in Kenya.

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 HOW TO KNOW A VIRGIN GIRL FROM A DISTANCE.

A Chinese scientist who is based in the UK has published his claims in London Times magazine and Voice of London magazine too that his six years research has finally come out with an impressive result which has made it possible to recognize a virgin without having sex with her.

According to his claims, he can recognise a virgin from two poles away and he has publicly revealed the tricks to this awesome discovery on a live TV broadcast.

Against popular beliefs, sagged breasts don't really imply a lost virginity and torn hymen does not also mean virginity is lost, he said. Pimples on the face is not an expressway of knowing a virgin.

The only way to know a virgin is this.

When a girl is coming from about 3 poles away, watch her direction of movement and tactically move to the left, which would by impulse make her move to the right. 

Quietly walk beside her, then pass and go on your way to the nearest  tea place to get yourself a coffee.

Her virginity is none of your business. 

I don't want this coldness catch you. 

GO GET YOURSELF SOMETHING HOT!

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