Am dated

 😂Am deathed😂😂

Teacher: What’s wrong🤐..??

Johnny : Our house is very small😓,

 Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed😔. Every night my dad asks if I’m sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye😫

Teacher: tonight wen your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don’t answer😌

*The following morning Johnny’s teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face*.🙄😐

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling🤨..??

Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping I shut up and kept dead still😊. Then my dad & my mom started moving🤦‍♂️, You know, Mum was breathing heavy,😐 kicking her legs up and making moaning noises.🤷‍♂️ Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you cumin😌?“ Mum said, “Yes I’m cumin, are you cumin too😁?“ Dad answered: “Yes😚“. They don’t usually go anywhere without me 💁‍♂️So I said, "wait for me, I’m coming too!!😁😁😁