KNEC EXAM
OF ADULTERY

FINAL YEAR EXAMS

COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time: 3Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS

1 ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

2 ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow.  eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone X 

(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. (15marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members.  (5 Mks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting KCSE result is using iPhone 12 and Samsung Galaxy worth 700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 1,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over 5,000 in club and restaurant.   

Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

   GOOD LUCK!

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