Sunday, July 24, 2022

The only way to know you are old

 ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW YOU ARE๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ’”
OLD..!!!๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿง

1. Kama unajua ulifanya Science ikiwa na Agriculture, na GHCRE... Wewe ni

mhenga.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ

2. Kama ulicheki tv ukajua Inspekta Mwala ako na brother๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ anaitwa Likobe... Tafadhali usiulize nywele nyeupe inatoka wapi? ๐Ÿ˜

3. Kama ulitumia 5bob, 10bob na 20bob ya noti๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” Anza kuandika will

mapema mapema. ๐Ÿ˜œ

4. Kama ulipanda matatu zile๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰watu huangaliana....Nani, kubali tu.๐Ÿ™ˆ

5. Kama uliwatch tv channel inaitwa STV na๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜ญbado unaandika X badala ya

S... Mboss maombi kwako!๐Ÿ˜ถ

6. Kama picha yako ya ID si coloured... We ni analogue. Na kama ID yako haiingi kwa wallet...Pea wengine nafasi wazaliwe bwana! ๐Ÿ˜

7. Kama ulikunywa soda inaitwa Softa na Babito, na juice ya Tree Top...Uko

pale pale. ๐Ÿ˜œ

8. Kama Primo ulifanya 8 subjects, deactivate your facebook account uanzishe familia.๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง

9. Kama uliona kipindi ya Tausi๐Ÿคช๐ŸคชMaria de Losangeles, na movie ya mbwa๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

ingine hapo inaitwa Rex....Shikamoo babu/ nyanya.๐Ÿ™‰

10. Kama ushawahi pelekwa๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ‘„date kwa hoteli mkasomea menu nje๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘‰Wewe na akina Ole Kaparo๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™… na Ole Ntimama ni agemates.๐Ÿ™ˆ

11. Kama unatambua zile era za kupigwa picha then unaingoja for๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿคณ

a whole month ndio itoke๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸฆฏMzeiya๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆฏ๐Ÿง˜ umekula chumvi, masala, chili etc.๐Ÿ˜

12. Kama ulinunua tule tu biscuits twa round๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜› twa kuuzwa 50cent... Wewe uliona Noah akitengeneza Ark๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”


13.kama umemaliza kusoma like na......

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